| I believe that all mathematical physicists should be hanged from the highest trees and telephone poles available. If the laws forbid this, or it messes up the landscape, then we should institutionalize the whole lot of them. But keep in mind that there aren't enough funny farms to hold so many idiots. I'm so upset that relativists hold the reins of power that I think that I'll just go and read the newspaper to cool off... |
The socioeconomic structures we have painstakingly developed over centuries are about to disintegrate across the planet. When that happens... you're on your own! |
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| Don't forget to read Bill's Log fascinating papers from the 'scientific' literature Why read Nature or Science when you can get the facts here? |
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| Relativists also believe that The more adventurous believe that or time travel through worm- There they will terraform and continue doing Math The more conservative believe that either as androids, cyborgs, post- Some believe that they will have their |

| So what is a mathematical physicist? What is it that these folks believe in? |
| they are going to live forever. they will warp speed to the stars holes to parallel universes. colonize suitable planets and until the Big Crunch. they will live eternally here on Earth humanists, extropists, or whatever. 'minds ' implanted onto silicon substrates. |
| Believe me: I would love nothing better than to grant their wish today, but unfortunately I have bad news for all of them... |
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| This website was officially inaugurated on June 1, 2008 and is intended as a gift to mankind. It's purpose is to allow those few individuals blessed with intelligence to understand a little bit about our Universe before our species disappears from the face of the Earth. You Stupid Relativist . com is committed to the destruction of the religion known as Mathematical Physics. General Relativity and Quantum Mechanics make a travesty of Science and should be abolished. They constitute frauds against humanity. |
| Three Blind Mice of the World of Math |

You Stupid Relativist is determined to debunk and eradicate Mathematical Physics (the 'science' of reification)... an amusing world of ... |
| Mission statement: To utterly destroy the idiotic religions known as General Relativity, Quantum Mechanics, String Theory, and the Electric Universe. |
| relativists just go around and around in circles |
| Relativity spirals into a black hole |
| Hanging string theory out to dry |
| The mechanic fixin' what ain't broken |
Hear yea, Hear yea! Read all about it! Fast breaking news stories of relativity. |
| Click here if you want a summary of the relevant principles, foundations, and definitions of Science and Physics |
| A 'field' day at Bear Creek Elementary School How four relativists robbed a bank Believe it or not! Relativists say Nile is frozen stiff |
| Einstein twins meet again |

| time dilated ...out of sync with reality |
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| I can't stand it any longer. PLEASE SHUT EINSTEIN UP |
| H. habilis 1.6 mya |
| Heidelberg 600-250 kya |
| Humans 130 kya - |
all species walk their way towards extinction |
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| But first... let's have a word about four-letter words and ridiculing other people's ideas |

| Sorry, but I can't take you stooges seriously! |





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| That's why I shout at the top of my lungs: |
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| If you wish to understand the arguments presented in this site, it is essential to get you at least within the ballpark. Otehrwise, you run the risk of misinterpreting much of what you read. This site contains a new language. Key words such as object, exist, and motion, are defined rigorously and do not mean what they ordinarily mean to a mathemagician. Therefore, in order to minimize frustration, it is highly recommended that you read this introduction. You would not want to waste your time attacking a straw man. You Stupid Relativist . Com has the purpose of exposing Mathematical Physics for what it is: an irrational religion. The most natural place to start the discussion is by telling you a little bit about who these latter-day astrologers, alchemists, and Platonists are, what they believe in, and what they do. If you already had run-ins with relativists and know what I'm talking about, this site is designed to provide you with an arsenal of arguments that you can use to debunk their ideas in forums and FAQs. Let's see how much the bozos of the establishment really know and settle once and for all whether they have any authority to interpret the physical world for you. |