| Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist |

| Specifically, we can't figure out why apples and oranges don't mix. |


| It IS tomorrow, you bum! I arrived before I left! Now pay up or give up your soul! |

| How did you do that? We were just talking a second ago, and I didn't see you leave with wings. And you were supposed to come back tomorrow for your money! |
Fig. 1 |
| The wave and the photon hypotheses have light traveling radially outwards from an object. The quantum graviton also travels away from an object. How can something that travels outwards also attract inwards. How do we reconcile light (push) with gravity (pull)? Is there a GUT? |
Fig. 2 |
| Twist a taut rope and you will generate the two forces of the Universe: push and pull. The signal travels outwards (push) along the rope from one end to the other and in both directions. The objects attached to its endpoints instantly move inwards. Therefore, the rope is a mechanism capable of synthesizing light and gravity |


Fig. 3 |
| The rope extends from an atom in the Milky Way to an atom in Andromeda. The rope is tightly drawn and, therefore, ‘straight.’ The rope torques, and this signal may only travel along the rope. In this sense the torque signal travels rectilinearly because it does so along a taut medium. However, as the Sun and Andromeda move with respect to each other, if viewed by a distant observer, the signal would actually trace a smooth curve. |

| The GUT |