1.0 GR’s version of gravity is the well and not the wave
After investigating the proposals of General Relativity we realize that the 'official' version of gravity is the
well and not the wave. The well is conceptually static. A wave is conceptually dynamic. The rigid depres-
sion known as a gravity well self-defeats a theory purporting to explain a dynamic universe (i.e., waves).
There is little purpose for the 'field' waves relativity predicts if the theory physically simulates gravity with
a funnel. Who cares if a ‘gravity wave’ or a graviton (force wave) or whatever takes 8 minutes to travel from
the Sun to the Earth? The agent that relativity uses to explain why the Earth is attracted to the Sun is the
well. The Earth allegedly rolls around a roulette created by the Sun’s ‘mass’ (Fig. 1). 'Field' waves can at
best modify the shape of the well (Fig. 2 B). They are only incidental to the argument. Before they travel,
our planet is already orbiting along an existing well that stretches from the Sun to us! Whether the wave is
a force, a distortion of the well, or a ripple in the 'field,' it is supposed to be a dynamic entity traveling from
source to target. An inclined plane (i.e., the curved wall of the well), on the other hand, is supposed to be a
static toboggan that extends uninterruptedly from Sun to Earth (Fig. 2 B). These two hypotheses cannot
be reconciled. If we remove the waves, the well can still explain how the Earth goes around the Sun in
relativity. If we remove the well, the ‘field potential’ waves are worthless. Waves alone cannot explain how
one body is attracted to another.
Thus, the wave now joins the ‘field’ in the trashcan of history as a physical interpretation. The people at
LIGO should look for new jobs. Assuming it works, the gravity well is now the only physical interpretation
that relativity has left. Unfortunately for the mathematicians, the gravitational well analogy used in relativity
to model the movement of planets also runs up against a few fatal hurdles. Let’s briefly review them.
2.0 Einstein’s sandbox should not produce gravity
Proponents of relativity allege that space-time is quantized   (i.e., comprised of events, points,
strings, branes, or whatever.).
" The first theory is 'Sand' - little lumps. Quantum Mechanics tells us that light,
energy, electric charge and so on, all come in little tiny lumps called quanta.
So the Sand Theory reckons that when you get down to the micro-microscopic
level, Space-Time will be lumpy - like little grains of sand on a beach." 
This notion summarily renders the canvas and the well analogies moot. Relativity is not describing a
bowling ball weighing down a trampoline. Relativity is describing a bowling ball stuck in a sandbox
(Fig. 5). The elasticity of the rubber sheet of space-time (trampoline) tacitly invokes the force of pull. A
universe comprised of discrete particles (sandbox) is condemned to rely exclusively on the force of
push. The mathematician have yet to explain how a bowling ball stuck in a sandbox transmits gravity
to the tennis ball farther away.
3.0 Einstein’s funnel
Throw a marble in a funnel and you will verify that its orbit accelerates until the marble disappears
through the hole like crap down a toilet. Or go to your local casino and verify that the ball on the
roulette does not roll on forever. At some point after the croupier throws it, the ball will come to a stop:
" Roll a marble around so that it moves in a circle near the top of the gravity well.
Notice that the marble keeps rolling in a circle but that it slowly drops down into
the gravity well." 
5.0 Where does Einstein’s well leave Newtonian gravity?
Newtonian action-at-a-distance via discrete particles is a radically different mechanism than Einsteinian
curved space. Why, then, is Newton’s gravitational law so close to reality and to relativity?
Therefore, it is insufficient for General Relativity merely to boast greater accuracy than Classical
Mechanics. It must in addition account for the widely differing physical interpretations that produce
such similar results. Until Einstein's followers can explain why Newton's 'force' interpretation is so
close to Einstein's at all speed levels of gravity, they are certainly far from understanding gravity.
Fig. 7 Bill getting squashed between the rolling Earth and Al's gravity well
Fig. 6 Mercury spiraling down Al's funnel
Al's gravity well 'predicts' that
Mercury will gradually spiral
'downwards' until it flushes into
the Sun. Observation contradicts
General Relativity's prediction.
|spiraling down an endless mathematical well
|Relativity alleges that the Sun weighs down on the space canvas in its vicinity and
creates a dimple in the fabric of the cosmos. This depression is known as a
gravity well and prevents planets from escaping the solar system. Assuming the
walls lining the well are malleable, the waves that supposedly propagate along
these walls are irrelevant to the mechanism of how gravity is generated, which is:
ball-falls-in-hole! Therefore, the gravity waves LIGO is searching for have
absolutely nothing to do with how GR explains gravity. Without the well, waves
The other problem with waves is that the
mathematicians invoke two inconsistent
explanations. One is the classical wave which
travels directly from the Sun to the Earth and
has no relation to or use for the well. Relativists
also use the curved wave which travels as a
ripple along the wall of the well. So which is it?
Which of these two irreconcilable waves are the
idiots of LIGO searching for? These people
should all be fired today! No exceptions!
If space-time is quantized, meaning that it consists of a sea of discrete grains (i.e., Al's infamous
'events'), then Einstein is describing a sandbox. There is no reason for one grain of sand to tug
on the one next to it when a star pushes it 'downwards'. If this weren't so, we wouldn't be able to
make footprints at the beach! Imagine putting your foot down to mark your print, and the ripples
extending to the boulder on top of the mountain. This is what Al's idiotic explanation for gravity
entails! There is no way to generate gravity under Einstein's proposal. Pastor Al's boys routinely
mix verbs (events) with geometric figures (points), talk about quantization (architecture), and call
it a 'continuum.' Then, they add as an afterthought that their Universe is really 4-D, yet they point
to a 2-D scenario (the well) superimposed on a 3-D object (the Solar System taken as a whole).
There are only two possibilities. Either
the Earth rolls or it slides along Al's
gravity well. The surface of our planet
must be in physical contact with space if
warped space is what prevents the Earth
from flying out of the Solar System.
Therefore, whether space is rigid or fluid,
Einstein's ridiculous explanation implies
that anything lying between space and
the skin of Earth should be squashed
like a shirt going through the rollers of
an old washing machine. Observation
falsifies this prediction of relativity.
2.0 Is gravity inwards or outwards?
A couple of equations that Einstein developed led him to conclude that the mass of the Earth ‘weighs
down’ the canvas of space (or space-time). Like his disciples, Einstein had to assume that space is a
physical medium. The physical interpretation that Einstein proposed is conceptually no different than if
you were to place a bowling ball on the canvas of a trampoline. The depression in space or sinking of
the manifold called space-time is known as a gravity-well.   
However, in space, there is no preferred direction. The Earth ‘weighs’ the alleged canvas radially. I cannot
draw for you the idiotic relativistic proposal because I would have to put gazillions of wells all around the
planet. I have only illustrated three of them consistent with the manner in which relativists routinely draw
and describe the wells (i.e., pointing outwards, radially) (Fig. 3).
Unfortunately for them, observation proves the contrary. A parachutist falls towards the center of the
Earth, meaning that he slides along gravity wells meeting somewhere in the core of our planet (Fig. 4).
If there are such things as gravity wells, they should be pointing inwards (i.e., concentrically). This
summarily falsifies the 'predictions' of General Relativity.
|According to the idiots of relativity, the
mass of a celestial object such as the
Earth pushes ‘down’ on the canvas of
space and bends it like a bowling ball
would weigh down a trampoline. The
Moon then rolls around and falls into
this gravity well. Since there is no
preferred direction in space and we
have to account for gravity in all
directions, the gravity-wells extend in
all directions. This is impossible to draw,
so I just illustrate three such wells in
Fig. 3 and show the Moon rolling down
one of them.
|Fatal problems with
|So please, you stupid, gullible relativist, do me favor...
DRAW FOR ME THE GRAVITY WELLS OF THE EARTH!
|However, if we want to illustrate why a
parachutist is attracted to the center of our
planet, we must draw concentric gravity wells
which meet somewhere in the interior of our
planet. The parachutist in China and the one
in the US are both allegedly sliding down
gravity wells which end in the Earth's core!
This falsifies the 'prediction' of General
Relativity has yet to answer why Mercury does not follow these rules. If Mercury is a tiny ball falling in the
funnel created by the Sun, why doesn’t Mercury speed up and spiral into the Sun or come to a stop as
‘predicted’ by all gravity well experiments (Fig. 6). If we factor the friction that relativity ‘predicts’ as a result
of frame dragging (and which the Gravity Probe B project allegedly confirmed), Mercury should have long
ago ground to a stop or disappeared into the Sun.
Indeed, Thomson used a similar funnel argument to debunk Bohr’s ludicrous planetary model of the atom
100 years ago. In spite of this, the mechanics continue to use Bohr’s planetary model and boast in their
appalling ignorance that Quantum Mechanics has never been falsified.
Just in case, GR cannot argue that centripetal (gravitation) and centrifugal (angular momentum) forces
cancel each other to maintain orbital stability because relativity dispenses with force and argues that a
curved wall of physical space prevents Mercury from flying out of the Solar System. There is no such
thing as force in GR!
4.0 Einstein’s roulette should squash you
Another argument that the gravity well fails to address is that, if the Earth rolls like a roulette ball around a
space depression generated in its vicinity by the mass of the Sun as insinuated by relativistic math, the
crust of our planet would be in physical contact with this physical trough and would squash our
atmosphere (not to mention us) as it rolls on it (Fig. 7). Let’s recall that relativists propose that the space-
time highway is billions of times stiffer than steel. Indeed, if the atmosphere and every atom on Earth is
enclosed within space, it is surprising you can move at all within such perfectly rigid medium. If, instead,
our planet slides rather than rolls around the Sun, again the friction between the surface of our planet and
physical space would generate sparks like a low-rider scraping the pavement. In fact, the Gravity Probe B
project managers carried out their expensive experiment on the belief that the gyroscopes can detect and
measure this friction. The skin of Earth must absolutely come in physical contact with the well if the well is
to prevent the Earth from leaving the Solar System. This is Einstein's idiotic 'well' explanation for gravity,
allegedly implied by his equations, and now conclusively ratified by the idiots at NASA and Stanford.
Relativity also predicts that we should be rolling North-South like a wheel rather than East-West like a top.
If our equator is more or less facing the Sun, our planet should be spinning head over heels like Pluto.
If, on the other hand, the mathematician argues that the Sun pelts the Earth with Quantum gravitons, how
do we reconcile these stones with our planet’s orbit and spin? The Earth has more than one motion: it
spins on its axis while it revolves around the Sun. General Relativity and Quantum Mechanics are
incapable of reconciling these two motions with warped space or with gravitons.
Copyright © by Nila Gaede 2008