Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist |
A black hole has contradicting properties |
Fig. 1 Black hole contradictions |
Get this asshole off my back! NOW! I can't stand him any longer! He doesn't take anything we relativists say seriously! He doesn't even believe in black holes! |
Ha, Ha, Ha! A black hole is an abstract concept that swallows clocks and astronauts! You're killing me, Steve! You've got a million of 'em! |
Amused Bill |
not realizing that the behavior of a black hole is no laughing matter for relativists |
You see, Bill? At Cambridge, we have already established that a top spins and the air around it swirls. However, the surface of the top stays put! A surface is just a static boundary anyways! |
Fig. 3 The event horizon of a top |
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A spinning black hole allegedly has an inner and an outer (static surface) event horizon. The inner one separates time-like from space-like events. The idiots of relativity are saying that on one side things move and on the other they don't. Yet more perplexing, the mathematicians claim that matter swirls on the outside of the outer event horizon in a region known as the ergosphere. This tornado is caused by the spinning black hole. The perplexing part is that the event horizon doesn't spin. So what is it that spins? The singularity? The reality is that relativists have invented so much idiocy at the asylum that it's hard to keep up with them. You need to study 6 years at the Cambridge Lunacy Faculty just to understand what these guys are taking about. |