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Return to subsistence farming? |
Is this what I survived the Great Extinction for? I gotta pull the plow by hand, but what's the use if I have no seeds and no fertilizers anyways. I will have to wait a few months before something grows. My wife says that she will not get pregnant until we have something to eat, but there is nothing alive fit to eat except this dumb bird and she's too small. All she does is shit on my head all day long. |