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Why God Doesn't Exist

    Let’s now assume that the string theorist passed the first phase of the scientific method and pointed to the exhibits (which he
    didn’t). He is now required to tell the juror how this string behaves. And here we find that if the architecture of a string is
    suspicious, its dynamic properties are absolutely hilarious. But you should avoid offending them by laughing explosively in
    their faces. The proper way to handle a string theorist is to restrain him gently and then lock him up in a room at the asylum
    that has padded walls. When this is done, then you can laugh your head off if you want to!

    Here are a couple of the irrational behaviors that string theorists ascribe to their beloved strings.


Strings have
irrational
properties
The bozos of
relativity babble in
irrationalities!
negative
time
warped
space
dark
matter
black
hole

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