Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist |
James' Bonds: A day at the York Chemistry Lab |
Come on guys, help us out. Our halos formed a covalent bond when we collided! |
Fig. 1 Quantum poppycock |
The Quantum atom consists of an electron bead and a proton bowling ball. That’s what we should see in the photograph before we move anything. According to QM, the electron bead orbits the proton bowling ball. This movie consists of many frames. Many orbits of the electron bead comprise one ‘orbital.’ Therefore, the orbital movie consists of many more frames than just a single orbit. The mechanics now take the orbital movie of one atom and make it interact with the orbital movie of another. This is how they explain atomic bonding. This is like saying that the contrails of two jets tangle and change the direction of the jets! |
J. Clark, Atomic orbitals (2004) and Orbits and orbitals (2006), Chemguide. |
Fig. 2 A Scientific comparison: The idiotic Bohr atom vs the idiotic Clark atom |
Bohr had his electron orbiting a nucleus. They called it an orbital in those early days of Quantum. Clark's cloud model has the electron orbiting the nucleus many times. He calls this movie an orbital. The H2 molecule no longer consists of two interlinking rings. Now it consists of two merged regions, energy levels, fields, or whatever. |
The problem is that 'region' and 'energy level' are not physical objects. They lack the one thing that would allow these terms to be used in Physics: shape. A region and an energy level are concepts. We cannot move, interlock, or blend concepts in science. If an 'orbital' of one atom binds with the 'orbital' of another, you can be absolutely sure that an orbital is a physical object (i.e., it has shape). Hence, an orbital cannot be a 'region' and it cannot be 'energy' (whatever that is). We just have to figure out now what an orbital is and is made of. |