A mathematical physicist is an individual who...
- • tells you that a dot is a location
• believes that a line is the shortest distance between two points
• defines length as a distance
• thinks that weight is a force
• can't tell the difference between a coordinate and a dimension
• is still trying to figure out what a number is
• claims that he can predict an object with an equation
• kills the hours tilting squares and triangles
• constructs his solids piece by piece
- A general relativist is an individual who...
- • does not understand the difference between science and religion
• confuses a hypothesis with a theory and a theory with a fact
• theorizes that there are unimaginable objects
• believes in the existence of God
• has three different physical interpretations for gravity
• says that he can drill a hole in space
• claims that he uses analogies merely to explain GR to laymen
• runs 'unboundedly' around in circles
| I believe that all mathematical physicists should be hanged from the highest trees and telephone poles available. If the laws forbid this, or it messes up the landscape, then we should institutionalize the whole lot of them. But keep in mind that there aren't enough funny farms to hold so many idiots. I'm so upset that relativists hold the reins of power that I think that I'll just go and read the newspaper to cool off... |
- A special relativist is an individual who...
A mechanic is an individual who...
- • believes that a field is a physical entity
• is unaware that there is a force known as pull
• says that an electron orbits the atom like a planet around the Sun
• explains gravity as negative motion
• confuses light for a stream of particles
• argues that when a ball moves, it doesn't stand still
• tells you that light is simultaneously a particle and a wave
• proves to you that his cat is both dead AND alive
- A string theorist is an individual who...
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| So what is a mathematical physicist? What is it that these folks believe in? |
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You Stupid Relativist is determined to debunk and eradicate Mathematical Physics (the 'science' of reification)... an amusing world of ... |
| Mission statement: To utterly destroy the idiotic religions known as General Relativity, Quantum Mechanics, String Theory, and the Electric Universe. |
| relativists just go around and around in circles |
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| A 'field' day at Bear Creek Elementary School How four relativists robbed a bank Believe it or not! Relativists say Nile is frozen stiff |
| time dilated ...out of sync with reality |
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| I can't stand it any longer. PLEASE SHUT EINSTEIN UP |
| But first... let's have a word about four-letter words and ridiculing other people's ideas |
| Sorry, but I can't take you stooges seriously! |
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To recap some of the main points, a relativist...
- • presents invalid objects to explain his theories (e.g., singularities, point
- particles, wave-packets)
- • routinely moves concepts (e.g., transfers energy, moves mass, carries force)
• does not define the terms that make or break his theories (e.g., point, line,
- object, distance, dimension, motion, exist)
- • refuses to follow the scientific method
• has no idea what light, gravity, dark matter, or a field is
- but wishes you to you to believe that Relativity and Quantum are complete theories,
that they have never been falsified, and that these disciplines cannot be challenged
because they have already been accepted by a majority of mathematical physicists.
| That's why I shout at the top of my lungs: |
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If you are new to Mathematical Physics, you may also wonder what a relativist is. A relativist is a disciple of the late Pastor Al Einstein (1879 - 1955), founder of the Church of Relativity. This sect is a branch of the religion of Mathematical Physics. In a nutshell, Pastor Al was deluded into thinking that space is a physical object. A schism in the Church later produced the two micro-world sects known as Quantum Mechanics and String Theory. I will refer to a member of any of these sects of Mathematical Physics as a because a person who believes in the poppycock of relativity usually believes in the nonsense of Quantum Mechanics too. Many of them also believe in an even greater idiocy known as String Theory. So allow me to summarize who Pastor Al's followers are and what they believe in. |
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| If you wish to understand the arguments presented in this site, it is essential to get you at least within the ballpark. Otherwise, you run the risk of misinterpreting much of what you read. This site contains a new language. Key words such as object, exist, and motion, are defined rigorously and do not mean what they ordinarily mean to a mathemagician. Therefore, in order to minimize frustration, it is highly recommended that you read this introduction. You would not want to waste your time attacking a straw man. You Stupid Relativist . Com has the purpose of exposing Mathematical Physics for what it is: an irrational religion. The most natural place to start the discussion is by telling you a little bit about who these latter-day astrologers, alchemists, and Platonists are, what they believe in, and what they do. If you already had run-ins with relativists and know what I'm talking about, this site is designed to provide you with an arsenal of arguments that you can use to debunk their ideas in forums and FAQs. Let's see how much the bozos of the establishment really know and settle once and for all whether they have any authority to interpret the physical world for you. |
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